Roman Holiday--Our Version

Roman Holiday--Our Version
Nothing says Rome like the magnificent Bernini statues in the Piazza Navona. We bought scalped tickets to the Borghese Gallery to see more of the Master's work and the amazing Caravaggio collection.

Nothing says Rome like the magnificent Bernini statues in the Piazza Navona. We bought scalped tickets to the Borghese Gallery to see more of the Master's work and the amazing Caravaggio collection.

Wish we could include the sounds of the vendors at the market in Palermo bellowing out the wonders of their products but, alas, bandwidth does not easily allow such extravagance. Imagine fresh carciofi (artichokes with delicious edible stems feature…

Wish we could include the sounds of the vendors at the market in Palermo bellowing out the wonders of their products but, alas, bandwidth does not easily allow such extravagance. Imagine fresh carciofi (artichokes with delicious edible stems featured above) costing 0.15 Euros per Kilo (that's about .08 cents US per pound)...Heaven!

The Catessa Darwina (our Darwin's Great-Great-GrandMum)

The Catessa Darwina (our Darwin's Great-Great-GrandMum)

High up in the clouds in Erice with views as if you were piloting a plane.

High up in the clouds in Erice with views as if you were piloting a plane.

Agrigento. After visiting so many ruins, everyone needs to take a rest.

Agrigento. After visiting so many ruins, everyone needs to take a rest.

It's hard to find time to sit down and write about what we have been doing these past four weeks.

On our first night in Rome, we wake from a jet lagged time confusion to the sound of seagulls (or are they geese?) at around 3:00 a.m. local time. When we finally drag ourselves up, we look around at our apartment in the neighborhood of Trastevere, furnished in what we would consider funky "grandmother" antiques, and awkwardly deal with an espresso maker. Luckily, our host left us coffee, milk, and pastry to get us through the first morning. Outside our window, we look across to the other three and four story buildings, dating back to the 1800s from the look of them. Kids are heading off for school and adults to work. When we eventually get out the door, we head across the bridge and find ourselves immediately at Piazza Argentina, where Julius Caesar was supposedly murdered. This was about a 10 minute walk and, from there, each additional 5 minutes of strolling seemed to hold another sight worth seeing or at least worth consulting Rick Steves about.

In Asia, Africa and South America, we made time to "blog" in between our sightseeing because almost everything was so surprisingly novel or exotic that we felt compelled to write about it. But now we are in a familiar feeling European country not all that dissimilar from our own; a land whose history and culture has influenced so much of our own thinking and aesthetic. We are reluctant to take any time off from our exploring to write. If it isn't visiting the Sistine Chapel, it's trying out the anchovy and garlic pizza on the thin crisp crust from I Marmi, a popular and delicious neighborhood pizzeria just a few steps from our AirBnB apartment. Or it's listening to some locals beneath a row of cypress trees dressed in Renaissance costumes performing period pieces on accordion and lute with newly excavated Roman ruins as a backdrop. Or looking at an odd bit of kitschy artwork in a souvenir store: a very realistic and well executed painting of a lion in Victorian dress. While it is odd and disarming, it also has a familiar feel like almost everything else on this trip. At the end of each day, our senses are overloaded with the sights, tastes, smells, and sounds of Italy.

After 6 days revisiting Rome (Bill in the late '90s, Ellen not since the 1970s!), we set off for new, unexplored territory for us, beginning with a week-long drive through Sicily, starting with a short flight from Rome into Palermo. A motorist's nightmare, Palermo is a gritty working city. By day, our B&B is in a busy blue collar neighborhood by the railroad terminal. By night, it seems to be the red light district as we watch obese transvestite streetwalkers meandering up and down the block. For us, the best attractions in this unglamorous city are the open-air markets where, after sampling fresh strawberries with whipped cream and walking through stalls selling everything from live octopus to squash blossoms, we sit down at one of many small nameless snack bars to a great plate of lasagne and a beer.

Leaving Palermo, we head out to pure tourist destinations: beginning high up in the clouds to the mountain fortress town of Erice and ending a week later with the jet setter town of Taormina with views of Mt Etna -- like so many volcanos and Italians here, it hasn't stopped smoking! -- with several overnight stops in between in Agrigento (Greek ruins), Ragusa/Modica (quaint but elegant Baroque style towns built into deep gorges), and a quick stop in Siracusa to visit the old historic part of town which is confined to a picturesque small island surrounded by the Mediterranean Sea.

Back on mainland Italy with Sorrento as our home base, a week on the Amalfi coast provides more thrills for the driver with hairpin turns on bowling alley-sized roads and plenty of Paolo Testosterones behind you trying to pass at 90 mph. Ravello, again up in the clouds, provides a relatively serene escape from the crowds, while Portifino, though full of tourists, is a photo op of a village with pastel painted houses hugging the cliffs and it's where we go one night for dinner overlooking the sea in a dining room lit by hundreds of candles.

In Umbria, the magical town of Orvieto, again perched on a hill, is a far less touristed town which gives us an (ignored) opportunity to slow down our pace. Wandering around at night gives us a chance to enjoy the stillness of the town after the day trippers have left and the warm winds blow up from the hills below us beneath a full moon. We zero in on our favorite restaurant for gnocchi and pastas filled with truffles, wild boar or duck ragu, followed by pork cheeks and toast drizzled with balsamic vinegar. There is going to be hell to pay for when we get back.

Now we are in Tuscany, just down the hill from Montepulciano, home of the Vino Noble. Our agriturismo lodging is surrounded by olive trees and vineyards with a view of the hilltop town from our picnic table in the garden outside of our room. Today consisted of meandering through the rolling hills of Tuscany and stopping at the natural hot springs of Bagni San Filippo to soak in a pool of hot mineral water in the middle of the woods. The camera is now loaded with enough screen savers to last a lifetime.

Mt. Etna in Sicily...like so many volcanoes and Italians, it hasn't stopped smoking!

Mt. Etna in Sicily...like so many volcanoes and Italians, it hasn't stopped smoking!

We complain about the ubiquitous fast food stands, but even in the years BC, fast food places were everywhere. Above is one of many snack bars in Herculaneum, the various large urns built into the counters no doubt serving up the Big Macs and french…

We complain about the ubiquitous fast food stands, but even in the years BC, fast food places were everywhere. Above is one of many snack bars in Herculaneum, the various large urns built into the counters no doubt serving up the Big Macs and french fries of the day.

Despite all of the ash and mud that covered Herculaneum after the eruption of Vesuvius, there are many well-preserved excavations like this home with art work in vivid color. It helps put in to perspective what it must have felt like to live in this…

Despite all of the ash and mud that covered Herculaneum after the eruption of Vesuvius, there are many well-preserved excavations like this home with art work in vivid color. It helps put in to perspective what it must have felt like to live in this ancient affluent town. This was a mosiac decorating the wall of some wealthy family's living room...notice the scallop shell frame still partly intact around this mosaic.
 

The harbor in Sorrento is a long steep downhill hike from the city. It used to be a separate town. Day boats bound for the islands that dot the Amalfi coast depart from here and we hop on one to spend the day on Capri.

The harbor in Sorrento is a long steep downhill hike from the city. It used to be a separate town. Day boats bound for the islands that dot the Amalfi coast depart from here and we hop on one to spend the day on Capri.

The view from Ravello high up above the Amalfi coast

The view from Ravello high up above the Amalfi coast

Positano's pastel buildings clinging to the cliffs on the Amalfi coast

Positano's pastel buildings clinging to the cliffs on the Amalfi coast

Today consisted of meandering through the rolling hills of Tuscany and stopping at the natural hot springs of Bagni San Filippo to soak in a pool of hot mineral water in the middle of the woods..."aah yes, Virginia, the best things in life really ar…

Today consisted of meandering through the rolling hills of Tuscany and stopping at the natural hot springs of Bagni San Filippo to soak in a pool of hot mineral water in the middle of the woods..."aah yes, Virginia, the best things in life really are free"

The view from our picnic table in the yard of our agriturismo lodging just outside of the Tuscan town of Montepulciano. We were surrounded by vineyards, olive and fig trees, and at night, we were serenaded by croaking frogs that sounded much like ve…

The view from our picnic table in the yard of our agriturismo lodging just outside of the Tuscan town of Montepulciano. We were surrounded by vineyards, olive and fig trees, and at night, we were serenaded by croaking frogs that sounded much like velociraptors!

The hill town of Civita di Bagnoregio in Umbria. We have visited many tiny towns in Umbria and Tuscany, this one having just 10 full-time residents now. Another town we visited in Chianti had only a few houses plus a monastery and 3 Michelin restaur…

The hill town of Civita di Bagnoregio in Umbria. We have visited many tiny towns in Umbria and Tuscany, this one having just 10 full-time residents now. Another town we visited in Chianti had only a few houses plus a monastery and 3 Michelin restaurants...Go figure.

Siena. We are constantly moving further and further back to try to get it all in the frame of our camera. At first we start out well-intentioned, focusing in on some exquisite architectural feature, but then pulling back when we see the need to incl…

Siena. We are constantly moving further and further back to try to get it all in the frame of our camera. At first we start out well-intentioned, focusing in on some exquisite architectural feature, but then pulling back when we see the need to include that great detail immediately to the left or right of our original subject, then further back still as we notice even more, until we finally say, ok, let's just include the whole damn thing and let the viewer sort it out. After all, isn't that what the zoom option is for?

Pisa (duh). Actually my favorite picture is of a row of about a dozen tourists all lined up pretending to be holding up the leaning tower and one actually clever guy standing at an angle which makes him appear to be pushing it down.

Pisa (duh). Actually my favorite picture is of a row of about a dozen tourists all lined up pretending to be holding up the leaning tower and one actually clever guy standing at an angle which makes him appear to be pushing it down.

Say cheese! It's impossible not to succumb to snacks of cheese and bread when there is so much of this good stuff around you all the time. One open-air market vendor had at least a dozen different kinds of pecorino cheese. We bought a big wedge of o…

Say cheese! It's impossible not to succumb to snacks of cheese and bread when there is so much of this good stuff around you all the time. One open-air market vendor had at least a dozen different kinds of pecorino cheese. We bought a big wedge of one filled with truffles.

Volterra. An alabaster workshop. Notice the piles of dust below the worker. The interesting thing is that none of them wear masks. Not surprising in a country where Camel sponsors a very crowded smoking room at the airport and, to our dismay, it see…

Volterra. An alabaster workshop. Notice the piles of dust below the worker. The interesting thing is that none of them wear masks. Not surprising in a country where Camel sponsors a very crowded smoking room at the airport and, to our dismay, it seems like almost everyone smokes.

Venice. We had forgotten just what a picturesque city this is. No need here to set up a shot--just take the lens cap off and shoot.

Venice. We had forgotten just what a picturesque city this is. No need here to set up a shot--just take the lens cap off and shoot.

Venice. Good-bye Money Kitty. We were here for Venice's biennial art exhibition. The theme this year was something like, "The future looks grim. Give up."

Venice. Good-bye Money Kitty. We were here for Venice's biennial art exhibition. The theme this year was something like, "The future looks grim. Give up."